A Match Made in High SchooleBook - 2009
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When a mandatory cource forces Fiona to "try the knot" with super-jock Todd Harding, she's convinced life couldn't get any worse. Until her crush is paired with her arch-enemy(otherwise known as Todd's obscenely hot, slightly sadistic girlfriend). But that's nothing compared to her best friend's fate- a year with the very goofy, very big Johnny Mercer.
A series of hilarious pranks leaves Fiona wondering: Is there something her "best friend" hasn't told her? Could there be more to Johnny Mercer than an awesome music collection? And most intriguing, could Todd Harding have a heart beneath his pretty-boy exterior?
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"Todd," she said, "why don't you describe what you visualized?"
"Well, Maggie, Fiona and I are on a white-sand beach on a tropical island," Todd said.
"And what are the two of you doing together?" Maggie Klein asked.
"Fiona has just handed me a pina colada."
"Nonalcoholic, I assume. Good."
"And now she's picking up an oyster shell."
"Okay. What's she doing with the shell?"
"She's using it to scrape the dead skin off my feet. But it's difficult, because she's on all fours so her ass can be a table for my coconut cup."
I swung out and smacked Todd in the shoulder. "All fours? Listen, if I had a shell that could cut your skin, you'd better believe it wouldn't be your feet I'd slice."
"Fiona!" Maggie Klein snapped.
I ignored her. "Let's just say that drink wouldn't be the only nut I'd hand you."
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